Once upon a time there was a man who went to HIV test on Saturday
He was told to come for the result on Monday.
That Sunday he went to church. Everybody closed their eyes and the pastor prayed a blessing upon the congregation.
In one of his prayers he mentioned saying "God I declare that any one amount this congregation who is expecting an answer whether today or tomorrow may it may it be positive in the name of Jesus".
This man who went for HIV text opened his eyes and shouted "komamayo" and walked out of the church. Everyone opened their eyes and wondered what is going on!!